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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 147 minutes

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0:00.0

At Betway, you have the power to take a break whenever you like. Stay on top of your game with Betway's safer gambling tools. Betway offers a range of safer gambling tools to help you out, and always bet the responsible way. 18 plus gamblerware.org. Thank you. It's the Bob and Tom show.

0:36.2

Okay, here we go.

0:38.2

You can be mean to me, mean as you want to be, just say anything that you like.

0:45.5

You can be nasty and catty and cruel and unusual.

0:50.7

Twist my nose with your fingers, trip me while I carry liquids

0:55.2

But as you pin me down my arms down on the ground

1:02.4

As your spit drips into my face

1:05.8

Deep in the back of your mind

1:09.4

Remember at some point you'll have to fall asleep.

1:16.5

Yeah?

1:20.5

And when you fall asleep into your room, I'll creep.

1:24.9

Did something move in the dark Neath your bed

1:28.0

And then a voice you hear

1:30.8

Calling out loud and clear

1:32.7

A voice that is your own

1:34.9

A voice that's saying

1:36.4

There are things that one can do With Ben Gay, Nair and Superglue There are things that one can do with Ben Gade, Nair, and Superglue.

1:48.0

A package of indelible dye.

1:52.0

Why would a guy such as I ever buy?

1:56.0

Indelible die.

1:58.0

Blue as the sky.

2:00.0

Don't ask me why

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