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Well, you say, guys, there's only one of us in the actual room with you, Frank.

Yeah, we've got Owl down the line. Down the line.

Which I can't like. I was really hoping Owl would be in his dressing gown,

but he tells me he's in a tracse, which is...

I like down the line. It's very what Mike really would have said on the Swap Shop in the 80s.

Exactly. Who got you down the line, Ian, both of them?

It is... or a football phone in some kind. It feels a bit like that.

Yeah. I hope it'll be better than that.

I've been listening to football phoneings for, I would say, 50 years.

And I've never had anyone who's found in saying anything that has added to my treasure chest of football knowledge.

I feel very exhausted after I listen to them. Everyone gets angry.

It's just an airfilling. I've set the bar too low for myself now.

No, no, it's going to be all right. I remember a bloke fan.

Why you used to listen to the BRMB, the Birmingham one quite a lot.

And a bloke went mad about the fact that Andy Gray, the villa player,

was playing so well and still not being picked for England.

And the bloke let him go on for about three minutes before he said,

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