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I'm Caitlin brisso. Your session is now starting. And one to be open.

I want to be. Welcome to the first vinyl confessional. This is the vinyl confessional. This is the

vinyl confessional booth right here. It is the safe place that goes well everywhere, but I've been sharing

my confessions with you guys for going on six years now. So I'm excited for the tables

to turn. That was me doing turntables. So for our first vinyl confessional, let's talk about our worst first dates. So I haven't heard any of these I haven't talked to any of these ladies

Alicia has been setting this all up, so I'm excited and pumped to hear people's

confessional and see what kind of shenanigans you little weirdos are up to.

Alicia told me that these stories just get spicier, like starts with a good one but ends with somebody

dating Harry Styles and it just like apparently gets spicier on the spicy scale.

We've got Paige on the line who apparently has the two tender date debacle story which I have no idea what this is about to be but let's bring her in

You look so pretty I love your hair. Thank you. I'm getting used to it. It's such a big adjustment for me, but I'm like, I keep telling myself that I look chic. I'm like, you look expensive. You do. I would have a fro, so I love it. Oh, do you have curly hair? I'm jealous. I do. It's thick and curly and wavy and I tried to even like cut it just like right above the shoulders. Yeah. We'll never do it again, can't. Okay, but can I just give you a little tire pump? I always like the girl I just talked to you had really really curly hair and she had it all brushed out and like it was so big and beautiful and I just love that looks so much I love curly hair

See that's pretty I can't I've got like the waves so it's not even like the pretty

fro. The grass is always greener isn't it? It is you know it is. Okay well I'm

excited to hear your story I've not been prepped for any of these so I have no idea what you're about to tell me and I'm very excited.

Okay, perfect. All right, well let me set the scene for you. So currently now I'm married with two children but back in the day you know I was

dating a lot so this was like right after college I had moved to Savannah, Georgia and I was newly single and you know I'm like

23 years old pre-kids so I'm like skinny and hot you know and tender was like brand new like it had only been out for like a year. So I had downloaded

tender and for a girl again like 23 years old newly single in this new city where I didn't

know anybody and having all these

boys like at my fingertips I was like right this kid in a can.

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