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Years of economic pain justified by the exotics present of leaving the European Union.

That's Saljic in here. European Union. That sound you can hear is every Lib Dem in the land screaming, you only had one job, Vince.

This is the Times Red Box Politics Podcast with me Matt Jolly in Brighton for the Lib Dem conference

where Vince Cable has had an absolute nightmare.

In extracts, pre-briefed to journalists for his speech.

He was supposed to take on the Tory Brexiteers, accusing him of thinking that years of economic

pain were justified by the erotic spasm of leaving the European Union. Instead those two words which made

all the headlines on the morning of his speech he fluffed them he talked about an

exotic spasm there is a disagreement about how you spell that but there is total

agreement that this just about put the lid on a pretty hopeless few days on the

south coast. This is a man who appears so inept he couldn't even resign properly. A couple of weeks ago he suggested

he was going to stand down and open up the party for anyone to be leader and then spent the whole weekend

talking about how he wasn't setting a timetable and

there was a lot of road ahead of him. Well in this week's episode I'll be talking to

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