We are live.

I don't have a lot of rules on this program.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say I have none.

Have I ever mandated a rule on this show?

I'm not wearing pants.

That's how crazy we get with no rules.

Well, today, that's over.

I'm instituting my first rule on this program.

It's specific to Craig, but it'll go whoever is, you know, replacement.

Is anyone in the Craig O'Connor's seat?

This will be a new mandate on the program.

If you're ever so lucky as to converse with Kirk Minnahan on air again,

you address him as Mr. Minnahan.

You don't call him Kirkie.

You don't call him Buddy.

Because thank God he seemed to not even notice it or just not care to talk to you any longer.

I mean, it was blatantly, it was blatantly a joke.

But when I heard Kirkie, buddy, I thought, oh God, now I'm going to have to defend this asshole and then I here's where

here's where you should really feel bad is uh all the times I've had to go on KMS and defend you

as staunchly as I do I'm waiting for that to happen you can feel some some remorse for the

spot you've put me in every time I have to take these bullets for you. Yeah. Well, I think

it was fine because I was clearly joking. I understand. But I did, uh, I did clutch my chest

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