Viking Jesus Ragnar Lothbrok

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Ragnar Lothbrok. What's true? What's myth? We break down the demigod of Viking past and his invasion of Paris. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Softcore History.
0:08.0	Oh, yeah, we got to clap.
0:10.0	We don't have to clap.
0:11.0	Come on.
0:12.0	It's our pre-game ritual now.
0:14.0	It's our thing, dude.
0:15.0	Ready? Three, two, one.
0:17.0	God damn, that's so good.
0:20.0	Welcome in the softcore history. I'm your host Dan Regester and that was a perfect clap.
0:26.4	And I'm joined as always with Jay Goldman.
0:28.8	Hi, I believe John F. Kennedy actually caught the perfect clap for Marilyn Monroe.
0:35.0	That ass.
0:36.0	No, it was the actual clap, it was a chlamydia.
0:39.0	I thought you meant the bullet.
0:41.0	Oh shit, there's so many, this is such a deep joke. Yeah well that was I mean that was a good shot.
0:45.4	That other voice of course that you hear is Rob Fox. Hello. But she didn't really have cheeks either.
0:51.8	Nah she was she was old.
0:54.0	Yeah, no she did.
0:55.0	She was like she had an ass for.
0:56.0	She was voluptuous.
0:58.0	She was curme. She didn't have an ass.
1:00.0	The ass fell off.
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