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Welcome back!

Oh no!

That's nowhere!

What the hell?

Why do we always have a right ol' giggle at the start of the show?

I don't think we've never started this show.

And it's all downhill from there.

No, we like fun and games.

Welcome back to Nicki Bell's Terrible Life.

I will say if you do get a chance, it sounds a little bit sort of like counterintuitive

to say go and watch Total Divas.

Because you do have to sit through a lot of British reality TV, very different from America.

So American, they often have storyline, producers and stuff.

And obviously there's a certain amount of script in British as well.

But at least British ones, British people buy and large, given the chance,

will get really shitfaced and fucked.

In America obviously it's much more sort of like, you know,

you'd think something like Total Divas is going to be shit.

A lot of it is all about, you know, so Nadi forgot my birthday.

And it's not the first time.

That is crap.

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