I had to tell that my editor-in-chief is a sex offender and you do not want to go anywhere.

You can make accusations of me, Chris Brat, but we have the evidence on tape.

Hello and welcome to the Video Gamer UK podcast. My name is Chris Bratt and I'm joined today in the podcast room by someone who won't stop messing with his microphone.

It's Mr. Simon Miller. I had a much better intro for you actually.

My microphone was not in the appropriate space, so I had to move it around to ensure that it was.

It was the lyrics of Aerosmith, for those wondering.

We've also got the unscrupulous identity thief himself, Tom Ari.

Hello.

And cracking ass on him, Mr. Jim Trinker.

Cracking ass on me. Is that what you're going with?

I think so, yeah. I just thought, you know what?

I need to pull something out of that weird video that we did the other day.

What was my original intro? Do you want the full thing?

Yes, please.

Oh, God, this is... Sing it. Yeah. No, I'm not to sing it. Actually, no, don't do that.

He don't want to close his highs. He don't have any... I don't have any highs. I don't know what a high is.

I was panicking, all right?

I was on the spot.

That's what Erasmith does to you.

How long do you work on these intros?

I'd say roughly two to three minutes.

Do you want to know a fact?

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