Hello and welcome to the video gamer podcast. My name is Matt Lees talking in a strange way.

And I'm joined by Simon Miller. Hello everybody. You look really miserable today, Simon. I'm a bit miserable to be honest. Yeah, my hamstring hurts and I'm joined by Simon Miller. Hello everybody. You look really miserable today, Simon.

I'm a bit miserable, to be honest.

Yeah, my hamstring hurts and I'm quite tired.

Yeah, can we just point out that Simon's currently sitting on a pack of frozen peas?

Oh, shit.

It's freaking me out.

I'm just icing my injured muscle.

You don't do that in front of other guys, man.

I think it's fine. Also, just put some trousers in.

No, why would I do that?

I want to get this ice right into the muscle, deep-like.

I've got to say, like, it's, you know,

it's only when you've got a bag of frozen peas

and a towel underneath your leg

that I notice how big your legs are.

I'm not very happy with my legs at the moment. I'm getting upset, but we don't need to talk about it. Anyway, they're intense.

We're also joined, I should add, by Chris Bratt.

Good morning, if you're listening to this in the morning.

And by David Scammell.

Hello, how are you today?

All right, Dave, thanks very much for us.

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