Hello and welcome. You've already fucked it. You've yawned while I'm doing the intro.

Sorry, was that what you were doing? I thought you were doing a little joke.

No, no, no, no. There's no, no, there's no, we're straight in. Consum of professionals, except we've already messed it up.

But I'll do it again. It's all good stuff. They'll love that.

Video game a podcast, number 389, closing in on the 400 mark.

Exciting stuff. We're going to have to do something special.

It's the 17th of November today.

And a lovely Wednesday it is too. How are you, Richmond Walker?

I'm good, thanks. I like that we're keeping that in as the intro.

Yeah. That's the intro, me yawning and you sort of trying to do something different. Yeah, I think it sums up our energy quite nicely, you know? It sort of captures the dynamic.

What I don't get is that I consciously had a relatively early night.

I've had eight hours.

Wait a minute.

Why do I feel terrible?

Let me pull you up on one thing there because I did see... Now, this may not be indicative of reality, but I saw on WhatsApp that it said you were last online at 3 o'clock in the morning.

So you say you had it an early night.

But come on.

Spill the beats.

What's going on?

Well, I was up playing Cold War till about half three.

So yeah, all right, guilty.

But I woke about half-eleven, so that's eight hours.

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