The

The Hello and welcome to the video game of podcast.

I'm back off holiday.

It's I, Alice Bell, and I'm joined by Colin.

As always.

As always.

Yes, thank you.

And Simon Miller.

Hello, Alice Bell. How are you, gentlemen? I'm right.

Completely fine. Completely fine. There's not one problem in Column

in Column's life. No, I'm shielded from real world events, so I am grand.

Should we talk about real world events? I mean, we can if you want.

Fascinated. I cannot stop watching Donald Trump interviews.

Because it's like if you were saying all this stuff and you were just the guy from the apprentice that has some hotels, yeah, who gives a shit?

You know what I mean? Like, talk crap, whatever.

It's present in the United States.

Yeah.

And these things come out of his mouth and you're like, wow. I mean this in the literal sense.

Like if you look up the word, that is incredible. That's what it is. It's incredible because you're like, wow. It's just like this, we're living in a cartoon.

I just, I can't, every, every time I'm on YouTube and it pops up, new dog, I'm like clicking that.

Because he only says the same stuff and his rhetoric's always the same but it's always fascinating. Very much stuff.

I find myself at night

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