Welcome everyone to a special edition video gamer podcast.

I guess this is the video game of players, isn't it?

Doing a dramatic reading

of some fan fiction.

Now we did this for our patron

a few weeks back

and it was a roaring success

on the patron

so we thought we'd do one

for the regular

listeners too

because we value everyone equally.

Just some more equally than others.

So the content warning for this is that it is us doing a dramatic reading of a pornographic fan fiction.

So it's explicit.

If that's not your sort of thing, I would turn off now.

There are already children from the vicinity. Yeah, indeed. So this one is Call of Duty themed, because advanced, not advanced, infinite warfare is out soon.

And this is an advanced warfare fan fiction, which I found.

So the context for this, we'll dive right in, is that Will Irons, who's a supporting character,

asks Mitchell, who's the player character,

how to sneak a hooker into the base,

but Mitchell shows Will alternate ways on how to be sexually aroused.

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