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Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

VIDEO: Kreeps with Kids w/ Ron Bennington

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Comedy, Leisure

4.52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Rob Bennington hosts the latest 'Kreeps with Kids', live from the Village Underground with Keith Robinson, Rich Vos, Jessica Kirson and Kevin Brennan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

We've got to pay. Ladies and gentlemen give it up for your host Ron Bennington. That was forced. Thank you very much. How you guys doing tonight?

0:59.0

Creeps with kids. Any you guys got kids. Who's got kids? How many kids? Two. How old?

1:09.0

13 and 15. That's literally the worst ages is to have children are you happy with it though yeah you

1:18.2

you better because there's no fucking getting out now who else has kids? How many? Two. It's like two is a large family now right? I had

1:29.2

friends and I grew up in a Catholic neighborhood outside of Philadelphia and we had four and people used to taunt us.

1:36.0

Me and my family like, what happened? Your parents don't fuck and we're like, we do.

1:40.0

Just not 11 and 13

1:43.8

fucking children but now two is a large family because it costs you know people

1:50.2

always say how much money is it cost to raise a kid.

1:53.6

All of it.

1:54.3

Every fucking every dime you have.

1:58.3

Like when Trump had late in life baron,

2:00.9

he's like, I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to pay for this kid

2:05.0

It's a lot of money how old are your kids five and eight still like them then

2:11.1

That's still the age.

2:12.7

You know what's amazing about kids and everyone always

2:15.2

fucks with the millennials.

2:16.5

It gives the millennials shit.

2:18.0

But this is the least racist generation in history.

2:22.4

Do you agree with that?

2:23.6

Isn't it great?

2:24.7

Yeah, you should applaud that.

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