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The Fighter & The Kid

VIDEO HIGHLIGHTS: Episode 162

The Fighter & The Kid

Thiccc Boy Studios | PodcastOne

Comedy, Sports, Society & Culture

4.217.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2016

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

So while I was at work one day in February 2009, doing a counterterrorism exercise, I was in the water,

0:08.0

like you said you can see the Harbour Bridge, you can see the Sydney Opera House, so this is a very

0:12.5

popular spot, and we dive and work there all the time, so I'd swam and dive there thousands of times,

0:18.3

and I was on the surface, on my back with a very thin wet suit on, and a pair of fins,

0:24.2

and while I was in the water after probably only four or five minutes, a bull shark came up from

0:29.6

underneath me, grabbed me by the back of the leg and the hand on my right side, all in one bite,

0:36.2

and decided that I was breakfast, and just started tearing me to pieces.

0:40.6

And you didn't see it at all, right? I didn't see it.

0:44.0

Yeah, I was looking the other direction, and I felt something hit me and didn't hurt at that point,

0:49.1

so I turned around thinking the guys and the boat got a little bit too close,

0:52.4

and then you turned around, and you say you're worst nightmare attached to you, and you kind of

0:57.7

don't know what to do. And did your natural reactions kick into fight? Because obviously,

1:02.7

I mean, you're a tough guy, a Navy SEAL base, you have Australia, so your natural reactions to fight,

1:08.0

I assume. Yeah, after a second of going, is this real life? You think, you know, you think,

1:14.2

okay, I've seen the crocodile hunter, I'll jab it in the eyeball, but it had my hand in its mouth,

1:19.0

so I couldn't use it. So I tried to do it with my left hand, but I couldn't reach. I tried

1:22.9

to punch it in the head. That didn't work. I think I just pissed it off, and then it started shaking

1:28.0

me like sharks. Do you took me underwater? Keep shaking me. When a bull shark grabs something,

1:33.6

it uses its top teeth first to grab on, and then the jaw is actually movable. So when they shake,

1:40.4

the teeth act together as a saw. Oh, that's nice. So while it was shaking me, it's sawing the flesh

1:45.6

from my body. It's a shit diet work. It's a shit diet work. That's a shit diet. That's an

1:51.3

understanding. It's a shit diet. But like on, you see these shark eggs, which are like, yeah,

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