Hello and welcome to the Kotaku split screen podcast, a podcast where we attack video games one very specific topic at a time.

I am one of your hosts, Michael Fahey, senior reporter for Kotaku.com. I am joined,

as always, by senior reporter Nathan Grayson. Say hello, Nathan. Hi. I said hello. Hello.

No, I don't take orders. I'm an iconoclast. Damn it. Ashley and Ashley, our junior cub reporter,

let's give her a better title this time.

Oh, man.

Do we like get to, do we get to like come up with one on the spot?

Like are we ideating?

East investigative reporter Ashley Parrish.

I would play that Phoenix Wright game.

There you go. There you go.

There you go.

That actually be really good.

And you don't even have to say hello because they've heard you already.

They have a little bit of that in Ace Attorney Investigations where you pile around with Edgeworth.

But yeah, I would play an investigative reporter video game that was in the model of Ace Attorney.

If you were starring in it?

If I was starring it.

Do you think that game would win an award?

Yes, it would win an award for best performance by, I don't know,

by a gay lawyer.

Yeah, by me.

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