The Oh, I am I. Now Broadcasting live Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

And now, here's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio C, C, Sey Sey Seyur.

A dimly lit room, where deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications Compound.

And today, on a national holiday,

we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

Why, the Iowa Caucasus, son?

Have you not been to the Iowa Caucasus son have you not been to the Iowa Caucasus they're just past

meaningless but if you go to him if you get too important you've gone too far

have you heard it's gonna to be really cold there? Have you heard that story?

No.

Oh yeah, 50 times.

50?

You must have taken the weekend off of following news if you've only heard him 50 times.

I was watching football because I'm a real man.

Some of which was postponed because of the weather.

And that which wasn't was a blowout. Who was one exception? How you all doing?

How y'all doing?

Bada! Big finish here. So I guess they had to postpone that game in Buffalo because you just plain couldn't have been able wouldn't have been able to get there right

I mean the right teams couldn't get there fans couldn't get there they could they

couldn't clear the seats it's a nightmare I mean if you can't get to the game if the

players can't get to the game, if the players can't get to the game, what are you going to do?

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