Welcome to the Eric Metaxis show.

And we do mean everything.

Yes, even that.

Yep.

And that too.

Oh, you bet.

Definitely that.

Now, here's everything you want to know, host, Eric Mataxis. Hey there, folks. Welcome to the Eric Metaxus show. Yes, I'm Eric Metaxus. And yes, this is the show. This is it. This is it. This is all we could really pull together on short notice. As you can see, I'm sitting in my barn. Judy Garland is in makeup. I don't know. Here she is. Judy Garland, welcome to the program. I just love it, the fact that you were willing to come on my program. Talk about calling in a favor. Thank you. Thank you, because I have so much to say and nobody wants to listen to me. You know what I keep forgetting.

You're not Judy Garland.

My goodness, you're my friend Victoria Jackson.

Victoria, thank you also for being willing to come on the program.

A lot of people know you, but for the people that don't know you,

let me simply say that you are a comedian,

that you were once a singer, but now you have to stop.

And also, let me say that you were, like,

one of Johnny Carson's favorite guests.

He would have you on the Tonight Show over and over again.

How many times are you on on like 19 times or something?

And one of Eric Metaxus' favorite guests.

Yes.

So Johnny and I have that in common.

We have so much in common.

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