Hello, friends, family, listeners, and everything in between.

My name is Andrew Chappelle.

Hello, ladies, gentlemen, they, thems, kings and queens, royalty of all genders.

My name is Cody Rigsby.

And if you just robbed the Louvre?

This is your weekly episode of tactful pettiness.

Honey, you just yes and at the fuck out of my intro.

Thank you so much.

I didn't have to get a degree in acting to know the yes and.

I am so, I'm just like, oh, that's improv,

baby.

Okay,

and that's improv.

How are you going to steal jewelry from the Louvre?

My whole thing is like,

I thought that like,

you know,

if the glass breaks,

like bars come down on the windows,

sirens go off.

The Louvre is locked down.

It's that easy to steal from these established art museums? That is just in the movies. All that stuff is just in the movies. And I wouldn't say it was easy. They had to like, they had a truck with a ladder. They had to cut through. They had to cut through the window. But also, how was that truck parked like that? You know what? This is what I'm saying. Like, this just feels like a movie. It does feel like a movie. But you know what this moment really taught me? Tell me. There are broke people everywhere. It don't matter where the country is. Somebody go be stealing your shit. Wow. They go steal your shit. But also, like, what do you do with that jewelry? It's not like you can go to a pawn shop and be like, hey, how much can I get for this? Black market. Black market. They, like, sell it to some, like, random prints that has, like, a floating yacht. And then they're like, do you want the beautiful tiara from the princess? Well, apparently the tiara broke. Oh, my God.. Oh, my God. The jar broke. But usually, sometimes these people immediately. Sometimes what they do, sometimes what they do, not that I'm a pro at this, but I have done some research because I love heist movies, is they'll just disassemble all of the things that they got and sell it for parts. Yep. Or they'll find a buyer that like always wanted the brooch of Siam and then they'll and then they'll give it to the buyer for millions of dollars. I feel like that can't be good for geopolitical relations. You know, if you're the prince of such and such and then you buy the jewels that were stolen from France, that doesn't seem like a good thing. Well, Macron said the weight of France would be coming for these people.

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