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This is Sid and Friends in the morning.

For my friends.

77, W.A.B.C.

Oh, the good news is our kids are going to be geniuses again,

because there's no more cell phone cell. That's the problem the problem that's it not that the teachers are morons not that the course of study is ridiculous not that

kids bring more guns and knives to school than books and pencils that it's cell phones we have a

generation of morons because of cell phones, so no more cell phones.

So next time there's a school shooting, and my kid doesn't have a phone.

You can't call mommy and daddy to come get him because your stupid kid can't stay off the phone.

I'll remember that, okay?

I mean, I'm being sarcastic obviously it's so stupid there's another

way too yeah put the damn

phone in like a

in a box or something

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