All right, guys, guess who's here? Matt. Matt Ryan is here. He's in the house, as promised. He's filling in and it's going to be chaotic. It's going to be a circus. We're sitting very close to one another in this whole episode. I do too. I feel close to you. Let's kiss. But listen, this is not for kids' years. Get them out of the room.

If you've never listened to us when Rich and I are together, I'm begging you.

I don't even think women should listen to this.

Oh, because it's so gross because of you.

Yeah, it's disgusting.

Yeah, just get everybody out of the room that's offended easily, especially the kids.

You've been named.

What's your name? Who am I? Who am I? Daddy! Ah ha! Daddy! Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha ha ha ha! Degon fucking bitching! Ha! Ha! Thank you. All right. All right.

Hi, Nicole.

Hello, Matthew Ryan.

How are you?

I'm good.

So, as promised, we are doing an episode, this episode.

We're really just staring at each other really close

this is fucking uncomfortable i don't like it i want to just do this i know

fuck sam roberts and what he thinks all right let's just start over okay um hey nicole

hey matt it's me matt ryan hey it's me your wife nicole ryan Um, so our buddy, Sam Roberts always makes fun of us when we do an episode together because we look like, we look like hostages. This is like more comfortable than like this. Maybe we should have two microphones. Probably that would be ideal. But we don't. Okay. We're do. We're ballers on a budget. So let's just. We do have other microphones. They just don't plug in. We're just not going to do that right now. Okay. So we're just going to kind of do a mix of what Sam hates and what we like. Okay. We can do this. So, surprise, it's the Ryan's again. I'm here. We're here. And sorry you're not getting rich, but it's call speed as big. We're going to see Rich in a little bit. We are. We're super excited about that. So we... Much more excited to see Sarah. Well, you are, aren't you always? I am. I have a crush on her, and I'm going to let her know tonight. So we were in the Outer Banks for two weeks. We're going rogue this episode.

We are going rogue. There's no, there ain't no script.

There ain't no outline.

It is just from the, from the gut, baby. It's always rogue with you. I know. It's always rogue with you. I know. It's exciting. We were in the Outer Banks for two weeks. How would you say overall, like if you had to rate our our vacation, how would you?

My vacation or your guy's vacation that I took care of?

This is like the most annoying thing about Matt Ryan. He's like, I'll do everything, I'll do everything. I'll sweat balls and cook everything and unload everything and then I will bitch that you did nothing. No, I don't bitch. I just want, I want, I want credit, I want respect. We've given you credit and respect. We offered a help. Then you say, no, I got it. And then you get annoyed when we don't have. Well, you don't do it correctly. That's kind of the issue, right? Like, and you're also not going to go set up the beach with the best prime seating possible. I'm not as strong as you. Well, mentally and physically. Not mentally and

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