We got to keep all on the right side.

You got to keep all on the right side.

I was in my paycheck off the find the boots.

That's okay and now I've got to be.

All of the right side. You got to be all on the bright side.

All right side.

A vice is a negative habit or practice done by a really cool person.

Just like intrusive thoughts, vices are bad, but we all have them.

Like Abraham Lincoln once said,

just kidding.

He said those with few vices have few virtues.

So today we're delving into our personal vices,

vices other people may have,

and a few hot takes on what makes something bad.

So pull out a pack of cigarettes and a lukewarm bottle of vodka for this episode of Vices.

On today's The Brighter Side.

That was lovely.

Those were Abraham Lincoln's last words.

Which is a weird coincidence because those were also John Wilkes Booth's last words.

That's right. Have you looked at a picture of John Wilkes Booth? He's pretty attractive. Well, yeah, it was an actor. That's right. He's a very famous actor. Booth Theater, the Broadway theater is named after his family. Dan, that's advice I have. I look at like an old picture of a man and I'm like, you know, what if? And they're always a horrible criminal. Right.

Look at this cutie-pituity. So it was like, oh, Al Capone. He's only missing half his face. He's cute. He's cute. Let's get it. Or like looking at a picture of your great-granddad and you're like, I see. I see what happened here. Although, you know, I mean, you want to get into the Freud?

I recently saw an old picture of my mom. She's pretty fucking hot. Eddie. She was very attractive. Now you're like, I get what my dad was doing. Yeah, I know. I was like, of course, of course he chose her. Very attractive lady. She's blonde, right? Blonde, curly hair. Blue eyes? Big cans.

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