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You're right.

You're right. You're right.

All right. Before we get to some news stories, let's do this.

Yeah.

Bregg's Leftovers.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah. It's leftovers. Where I read the jokes we didn't use this week, and as always, it's my first time reading them.

So if they suck, we'll make Joe Mackey hand-washed Maxine Waters wig.

All right, President Trump swapped out the resolute desk in the Oval Office just days

after Elon Musk's son appeared to wipe a booger on it.

Well, it could have been worse, said one man.

Researchers say a narcissist have a higher likelihood of being ignored by others.

You know, for months, Jesse Waters was telling everybody this, but nobody listened.

The regional airline that operated the Delta flight that flipped over on a Canada runway

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