Vice President Harris' Two-for-One Margarita Special

The One w/ Greg Gutfeld

FOX News Radio

Comedy, Society & Culture, News

4.2 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg makes his triumphant return after his time off for the birth of his daughter to deliver a monologue on some of the most hysterical gaffes from President Biden and Vice President Harris in the past week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:32.6	You know, Oh, stop.
0:57.5	Okay.
1:00.2	What, you couldn't do my last name?
1:04.2	All right, happy Monday, everyone.
1:09.1	So Saturday, President Biden handed out several medals of freedom.
1:12.4	Although it must have been weird for Hillary Clinton.
1:15.3	Usually she's the one putting something around people's necks.
1:19.2	That was a good joke.
1:21.1	Somehow I deserve more.
1:21.6	All right.
1:27.2	And then when President Biden bestowed the medal on NBA legend Magic Johnson,
1:30.5	Joe apparently whispered, I know how you feel.
1:31.8	I have hearing aids.
1:42.2	Nothing like returning with an age joke.
1:46.5	George Soros also got a medal, huh?
1:48.5	I guess Satan was busy.
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