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You know, I say, okay, okay, okay. All right, all right, all right. I expect nothing less.

Happy Tuesday, everyone.

So Elon Musk and Doge discovered that there are millions of dead Americans collecting Social Security payments.

And they trace one payment to a home in Delaware.

They also found out that the government was sending a Social Security check to a man listed as 360 years old.

Here's a picture of that man.

Meanwhile, millions of Americans in the Social Security database are between the ages of 100 and 159,

while others are twice that age.

And not surprisingly, they spend all their social security checks on the same thing.

Did all that for one ad.

They're not even paying us.

Okay, a truck overturned on a Florida highway and spilled 44,000 pounds of beer.

What, no pretzels? asked one man.

But to clean up an alcohol spill of that size, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis called in an expert.

Love that picture.

Speaking of Kamala, over the weekend, the former VP attended two Broadway shows.

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