a very quick disclaimer before we get going by continuing to listen to this podcast.

You agree to surrender your soul upon the expiration of your mortal body to the V-Tech

corporation. V-Tech keeping soul safe, happy, and busy. Hello, my sweet and beautiful friends.

It is I-D-Trustle and you are listening to the Dunga Trustle Family Hour podcast and forgive me

because this is a political episode of the Dunga Trustle Family Hour podcast and I ask your

forgiveness because I am intensely aware that many of us don't want to hear about politics at all.

We're chafed, man. Once when I was a kid, my dad, his friend at a motorboat, and

they tied a rope to it and I could sit in an inner tube and they just drove the boat around and

drag me around on this inner tube and it was like it was probably one of the best like two or

three hours of my life. Just sitting in a fucking inner tube, getting dragged behind a boat on a lake,

beautiful day, it was wonderful. But when I got home, I realized that my just like all around my

ass, all around my legs, all the skin had just been rubbed right the fuck off. And I guess the joy

of riding around in the inner tube somehow made me not feel the fact that it was actually

dissolving the skin for my legs. And so for like a week, I had these crazy like, it looked like

I'd been abused. Like I had these crazy fucking scabs all over my fucking legs from this inner

tube right and it hurt so bad. It hurt so bad. I was fucking chafed, deep chafed. And I know many of

us are like that now. We're like, we've just been fucking just the constant friction of never

ending tweets, editorials, news reports, and all the other anti-Trump or pro-Trump bullshit that's

been being exploded out of the glowing black horn of whatever cyclopian demon has possessed our

entire society and is cursing us with every single political event that happens has made us feel

pretty anti-politics right now or even worse. We've just become like infinitely obsessed with

politics and can't stop staring at the garish freak show that used to be the American political

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