Vibrators, Love Chairs and The King of France.
The Two Pints Podcast!
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🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
More amazing facts from Will and on this week’s ‘What will William tell’? we somehow manage to go from Chainsaws to the World's Tallest Couple via Vibrators and Love Chairs!
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| 0:00.0 | Where is it? |
| 0:00.7 | I'd have never seen, never heard of it. |
| 0:02.2 | Is it? |
| 0:02.6 | No, I don't think so. |
| 0:03.5 | There's some signs or something. |
| 0:05.3 | Yeah, I love, give us a map. |
| 0:08.7 | Hello and welcome to Two Pines with Will and Ralph. |
| 0:16.2 | What Will William Tell in addition to our episode five? |
| 0:20.8 | Yeah. So what will William tell? Excuse me. I think I'll be setting up the music. I'm so sorry. Don't start. I want to set up with the music. Well, look, you didn't give a shit. I don't get any of my own music. Well, there you go then. You have to do some work. That's why you've got to come up with something to say. |
| 0:42.8 | Balls, right. Go on. I know you want to do it. Okay. Right. For this week, I'm going to let Ralph introduce it. |
| 0:50.6 | Oh, that's very sweet. No, go on. It's very kind of. It's your thing. Okay. Here we are. Welcome to this week's What Will William Tell. |
| 0:52.2 | Cue the music. Baster. |
| 0:58.6 | Okay. |
| 1:00.7 | This is what will William tell. |
| 1:03.7 | We're going to look back on something I've already said here, |
| 1:06.0 | but it's a bit of confirmation. |
| 1:13.7 | And it was a thing that I said about chainsaws being originally used for childbirth. |
| 1:18.0 | I did actually think when I watched that back, |
| 1:21.5 | I was like, that's weird and interesting, |
| 1:23.1 | but we never really followed it up. |
| 1:25.4 | So I'm actually quite glad that you have because I'm like, in what way? |
| 1:26.0 | Right. |
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