Vibrate Higher

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about vertigo, getting distracted by cats, and crowds that are too hot. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Joe Rogan clip about Charles Manson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1hv5P4SwbU Check out Tom Shadyac's Documentary "I Am" - http://www.iamthedoc.com/ The TikTok video Craig mentioned has been deleted. Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have all the 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is dead.
0:12.0	Get back here!
0:20.0	Look at this.
0:21.8	Are we rolling?
0:22.9	Yeah.
0:23.4	Hey man.
0:25.0	Have I worn this flannel on this podcast before?
0:28.1	I think so.
0:29.7	You have a lot of flannels, but it looks...
0:31.7	This is brand new.
0:32.7	Oh, and you haven't.
0:34.6	It's a shame you didn't notice.
0:36.8	I'm just kidding.
0:38.0	I bought this at Costco for $16.99.
0:41.5	It was $17 or $18, and it's super high quality.
0:45.7	And it has pockets.
0:48.4	Flannels with pockets are the best thing ever invented.
0:53.6	Why did I do that?
0:54.9	Because I'm high, man.
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