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The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2018

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

“Leave your message after the beep.” Real messages to The Amelia Project. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Pepsi Max. Christmas is great, but there's loads of ways to make it better.
0:08.0	Like sneaking some chili into the gravy for some extra oint, or building a playlist that will even get your
0:14.8	none up on the table or just cracking open an ice cold Pepsi Max.
0:20.1	Christmas.
0:23.0	Better with Pepsi Max.
0:28.0	Have you ever imagined your own disappearance or daydreamed
0:32.0	about a new identity.
0:35.0	Would you like to call the Amelia Project and share your story?
0:40.0	Well, if you've been paying close attention to season one, you should be able to find our number hidden towards the end of one of the episodes.
0:51.0	Over the past few weeks, we've been receiving disappearance requests from some
0:56.1	brave listeners who dared pick up the phone and we want to play you a
1:00.8	compilation of messages that they've left us. Enjoy.
1:09.9	Congratulations. You've reached the Amelia Project.
1:14.6	This phone call isn't happening.
1:17.4	If you're not serious about this, hang up now. Now.
1:24.0	If you continue, there's no way back.
1:27.0	Good choice.
1:29.0	And your life awaits.
1:31.0	You'll hear back from us within the hour. If you don't hear back, please consider the whole thing a hoax.
1:37.0	Leave your message and your email address after the beep. I'm completely serious about this and hope it's not a hoax and like I said super dead serious.
1:56.0	Please, I need your services.
2:01.0	It's happening tomorrow.
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