The

The Welcome back, motherfuckers.

The Spasian, episode three.

Yeah.

V to the S to the P.

I mean, he's not there, but he's in air in spirit.

So anyway.

This is my kind of being emperor job.

It's like...

Yeah.

In absentia.

Like I said to you off air, I think, but last time I was I'm going to become a Jehovah's Witness

because I learned that they don't celebrate birthdays and Christmas, and I think that's the

greatest. I'll be able to save the rest of the life. Sorry, it's against my religion, literally

against my religion to have to celebrate your birthday or Christmas. But I'm going to say to the

Jehovah's Witnesses, look, I'm a pretty big catch, really. I did this whole documentary thing about Jesus. I think if you can tell people, hey, Cameron converted, it's great. I love the branding. Right. But here's the thing. Never talk to me again. I'm not knocking on doors. I'm never going to church. you'll never see my face again. That's right. But you can declaim me.

Drop it as much as you like. again. I'm not knocking on doors. I'm never going to church. You'll never see my face again.

That's right. But you can use my name. Drop it as much as you like. I don't care. It's all good branding. But just I want to be able to use the get out of jail free card on birthdays and Christmas. Sorry. Sorry. What do you say? Can't do it. Oh, you're having a birthday party? Sorry, cuck up. Fuck off.

I mean,

I want to come,

but I can't.

I'll go to hell if I come to the party, actually. Yeah. So. Whoever came up with that thing in the Jehovah's Witnesses is a genius. Oh, by the way, we don't celebrate birthdays and quizzes. Why?

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