Bad news once again unfortunately. I know it looks like Curtis is on screen right now, but I have on good authority that this is actually an evil twin who's holding Curtis hostage, is that right?

Well, I wouldn't say holding hostage.

Okay, well, you may be biased, but I would say,

keeping them against their will.

Oh, right.

But it's not against mine.

Oh, okay.

So what do you think hostages?

Hostage, it's like those little cakes, like they'll... Oh'll oh no those are hostess cakes. Yeah, but I know I can see that

You might be committing a crime is what we're saying. This seems like I hate to say it, I mean you just seem like a dumber

Curtis as well, you don't know what stuff means.

Unless he also doesn't, or maybe he does and you not

understanding it as the evil version.

Hey man, I'm so stupid.

I don't know what you just said.

Well, I couldn't even understand.

How about you get out of here and bring the real Curtis?

You want, you want the real Curtis?

Sure.

Yeah, if you wouldn't mind.

You want the nice Curtis?

Please. Please stand up. Nice Curtis, yeah, that would be good.

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