From the darkest corners of our imagination comes a game show that's more ridiculous than terrifying.

Welcome to Tickled to Death.

I'm your host, Roz Hernandez, and I'll be guiding guests through the creepy questions and chaotic games,

all to win the ultimate title of horror movie champion.

Listen to Tickle to Death, wherever you get your podcasts, and hit follow unless you want the show to follow you.

I'm Delta Work, and this is very scary Delta.

Crystal Method's on the show today and we talk about lactose intolerance, Turkish baths, and beetle juice.

But first, do you want to see me go off?

Because I think you want to see me go off.

Oh.

Mom! I've been waiting for you.

Do you wrap balls like me?

Magical, mystical balls.

Are you ready for a reading from me? I'll fry your fish and mine.

The five of Burlington, you'll buy a nice coat.

The ten of Subway footlong down your throat.

Wait, what's going on? What are you doing? Is this a spell?

With the 20 of Jack and the 30 of Dell, you'll eat like a creature on your way to hell!

Uh-ho-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Dinner salads and saccharine, hordes of fat cats, call in the district manager wherever they're at.

Dolls and daddies, babies in quandry, let there be complaints and corporate apologies fondly.

And those who are very, wherever you dwell, pick your hill, and I'll stand with you and yell.

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