I'm Delta work and this is Very Merry Delta.

Countess Luann is on the show today and we talk about elegance, housewives, and turkey testicles.

But first, do you want to see me go off?

Because I think you want to see me go off.

Am.

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M. Mom. M. Mom! Are you a lady like me? Introspective, beautiful. Are you intellectual like me?

Beguiled by a bargain?

You like wild times? Like me?

Are you serving the community like me?

Well, if you are, then you must be

Mary Delta.

I'm Delta Work, and this is Very Merry Delta.

A luxury public access podcast and YouTube talk show, where I look gorgeous, speak extemporaneously, and invite fascinating people to sit on the couch and get Very Merry Delta.

Very Merry Delta is for the woman who doesn't just wear a shawl. She wears a ruana.

But first, let's get into some things that are very Delta.

Go off Delta! Where is my PR package? I've been waiting for days, for weeks, for months, for years,

for PR packages that just don't seem to arrive.

I sometimes don't know how to get my name on the list, so that could be part of it.

Maybe it's just I'm not putting myself out there for it.

But there are PR packages in the past that I've received, little tiny small things.

And then somehow I don't get anything else.

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