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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2019

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

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0:00.0

They did it again. Flower, instead of flowers, on my birthday. And 95 minutes late, but it's hard to leave when you've shared so much. Your postcode, your gluten intolerance. Then I saw it. 25% off your first Akado shop, plus free delivery. And I just knew I'd found the online supermarket of my dreams.

0:21.8

Arcado, life delivered. Geographical restrictions, mined spend 60 pounds and charges apply.

0:26.7

Max saving 20 pounds, new customers only, terms at Accato.com.

0:30.1

This is a download from LBC. Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:35.6

Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast. Final day of August, which means it's downhill from here on in. You've had the bank holiday. The next thing you've got is Halloween. Oh, we've got Halloween, haven't we? I just remembered Halloween coming in tomorrow. And then after that bonfire night, and then Christmas Day. And then that's it. And then we go into the next year.

0:55.2

I can't believe.

0:55.6

Meanwhile, still dragging out this torturously tedious career.

1:00.7

Katie Price goes back to Turkey for another boozy sort of night out.

1:06.4

And she's flown out with a builder plus a footballer,

1:10.8

which makes Chris Boyson look a bit redundant as far as I can see.

1:14.0

But there again, you never know. She's either, you know, telling blatant lies or she's just an exhibitionist.

1:19.9

Let's go for both of them, shall we? Let's go for both of them.

1:22.4

Because Chris, you are now redundant. Okay. I did warn you last time because she's... And then she stands in a nightclub drunk. Who knows me? Who knows me? She goes in that dreadful, nasally voice she's got. And she doesn't get anybody back again because they're all Turkish people in this nightclub, but they weren't interested. And so she's gone for all over body surgery.

1:45.7

I mean, there's something to matter with it quite clearly some sort of illness, isn't it?

1:48.6

She's had another boob job and a facelift, and so she's tried to fix the oozing scars.

1:55.5

I mean, I mean, you go for cheap surgery, you get what you pay for. Well, in her case, what you don't pay for. And so she then tries to sing a song in this nightclub. Well, of course, as we all know, she can't sing. Doesn't really help, does it? I can't remember the song she was attempting to do. But no, she didn't do a whole new world, actually. Whole new world. I mean, it couldn't have been worse, could it really.

2:19.6

But the crowd really couldn't care less who she.

2:22.3

Just another ancient old bag who attempts to sing.

2:25.4

So having done that, then she came up with comments about Peter Andre.

2:29.8

And she encouraged the crowd to engage in unprotected sex.

2:33.5

So lovely, isn't it really? You feel so grateful that the children have got such a loving, warm and caring mother with them. Although she only took two out there. The others, I'm assuming were just sort of dumped on the local council. I can't think of where else they go to. Over on Love Island, Belle Hassan struggles to contain her assets. assets. I mean, to be honest, if you go out looking looking a little bit like a tramp you kind of get everything you deserve. Her and Lucy Donland cried all the way through it.

2:57.6

wore sheer corset dresses for a reunion dinner party. I mean to be honest with you I would think hooker conventions are better dress than this.

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