Brunch!

Hit it, boys.

Why spend $8 a month on a blue check mark when you can spend $5 or even $10 on Brunch's Patreon?

It's a good question. The benefits that we offer are way far and above what Elon, Elon Ratface Musk is offering.

Fucking God his ass.

Whoa.

Let's just verify all of our patrons.

That's a great quote.

Say, you are a verified brunch patron for, you could pay,

well, actually, you have to spend the $10 to be verified, but, no, we'll give five.

Yeah, we'll give five. This year only. We're separating the lords and the peasants.

Love it. This is the, that whole blue check mark thing is the dumbest thing. You're not going to pay $8 a month, are you?

No, but I'll tell you, probably will, like, companies. Like, that's where they're going to make their money from. Companies are going to pay $8 a month, are you? No, but I'll tell you you probably will, like, companies. Like,

that's where they're going to make their money from. Companies are going to pay the $8 for all

of their writers, and they'll fucking write it off or whatever. And so, like, they're going to

make a ton of money from this. But it's like the people that are not working for a company

and don't particularly care enough about the blue checkmark,

those are the people that are going to lose that. And like those people aren't particularly

being impersonated a lot of the time. Yeah. But it's still like, it's still sort of like a

pun intended, I guess, like badge of honor to be like you've created enough of a space for

yourself on Twitter. Oh yeah. That you've established yourself as someone of value and you got the

checkmark for it. And now Musk is taking it away because you're not willing to pay $8 a month.

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