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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Vent Haven Ventriloquist Museum

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2015

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all unseen visitors back to SPONTANEANATION! This week, Paul'sspecial guest is Laraine Newman, alumnaof The Groundlings and Saturday Night Live! They chat about Laraine making sacrifices withher husband, adinner party that was hijacked by vegans, and the first & last time she got drunk.Paul is then joined by Maria Blasucci, Marc Evan Jackson, and Jeremy Carter to improvise a story set at theVent Haven Ventriloquist Museum inFort Mitchell, KY. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!Dont forget! The next LIVE SPONTANEANATION is happeningSaturday, November 7thwith special guest Keegan Michael Key and more! There will be special moments that you can only experience LIVE so get your tickets now over at www.paulftompkins.com/live !

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0:00.0

Welcome friends.

0:07.0

Oh, I welcome all of you.

0:11.0

What a pleasure it is to welcome such people that I cannot see.

0:17.0

Into this place, we call spontaneous nation.

0:24.1

Welcome all unseen visitors.

0:26.6

Be ye people?

0:29.7

Invisible people?

0:32.6

There might be invisible people in this room right now.

0:35.6

What if... Maybe some invisible guy

0:39.1

just had an organ theft

0:41.1

and so no one noticed he replaced it with a piano

0:43.5

what if somebody did discover invisibility

0:48.9

right they come up with a potion

0:50.4

or a pill

0:51.8

what did they

0:53.3

what did Kevin Bacon take in the hollow man was that did he drink it or did he or a pill. What did they, what did Kevin Bacon take in the hollow man?

0:55.8

Was that, did he drink it or did he take a pill?

0:58.4

Or was it an injection?

1:00.3

Please don't anyone tell me.

1:02.3

I'm sorry I brought it up and I do not want to know.

1:06.1

But I'm saying,

1:08.2

first of all, I will say this,

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