He goes, my legs were broken, but now they're not broken.

What happened?

Welcome, everybody, aboard the hate train of this week's Film House.

This episode of Film House is brought to you by Lisa Mattresses,

and I'll tell you a little bit about a special offer they have for you guys later on in the show. But first, I'd like to introduce my fellow

travelers on the Sony Shit Express. You make it sound negative, and it's not. We don't want to

come in here completely negative. We want to have some sort of positive outlook on bad movies.

All right. I think we can do that. There are some bright sides to Venom, which is the movie we all saw.

You have to introduce us, though.

Yeah, well, you were supposed to introduce yourselves.

Oh, we are?

I just interrupt.

Okay.

When he starts talking, you just knock him over.

That's kind of how it goes.

I'm more of a toxin man. I'm Adam Kovic.

I'm a red-haired wig carnage.

Oh, spoilers.

Hold off on the spoilers, Bruce.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Spoiler.

And I'm your cousin, Betty Brock.

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