It's go time!

Why does everybody hate me so much?

Sometimes you can be kind of a jerk. Are you a jerk? Are you just an arrogant jerk? There's nothing worse than being friends with a jerk. Yeah. You know, once in a while you've got to like dude. And why does every jerk have a posse? You're a jerk. You're a real jerk. You're a jerk. What a jerk. Jerk. He's a jerk.

She's a jerk.

He does seem a little jerkish. No, I know this guy. He is not a jerk. I'm telling you he is not a jerk. Look, what's it did, you little jerk? You conceded jerk. Stupid jerk. You're a jerk. Were you born a jerk or did you just go to some special jerk school? Welcome back, jerking, jerk face. Mind if I take the rest of the jerky? The Kidcratic Morning Show starts now. In a way. Good Thursday morning. Today is Thursday, August 21st, 2025, and we are the Kidcratic Morning Show, Raring to Go.

Oh, we got a big show for you today.

Here's Kelly Ransberry.

So my husband got our phone bill.

You know, it's a little delayed.

So it was really exceptionally high.

Why?

And it turns out nobody told me I was supposed to turn off my roaming when I went off my cruise.

Oh, no.

And so it was roaming in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea times two because Emma Kelly was with me. Oh, no. How much we talking? You could pay for college with that. But the lady, he's like, can you do something? She goes, no, but I've got this great deal. You haven't changed changed your plan in a while he's got this whole new plan that is so much better and we're saving like 50 bucks a month so eventually like in a year you'll make it was free yeah girl math not you're doing

girl math and you wouldn't get to this situation unless you were roaming in the mediter I said, if this hadn't happened, you would have never called AT&T, you would have ever gotten this sweet deal. You're welcome. Welcome. I did the same thing kind of back in like the early 2000s with a Nokia phone. I like was using it and all the minutes were used up. And so I got like a $400 phone bill. Yeah. And my mom lost it. Now, uh, higher or lower than 400, Kelly? It was, it was, um, well, we were, see, like eight days. Times 400. Eight or nine days. Uh-huh. Give us a number. I don't know. You wouldn't tell me. Everybody said it was like. There's a comma? A lot. Oh, Matt. You remember those little things you used to be able to plug into your laptop to give you unlimited internet way back in the day? Like I went to Mexico one time. It was a little deal you plug into the USB into your computer. Right?? So you have internet no matter where you are. I did that. But I have unlimited, right? No, no, no, no. Mr. Unlived. I have unlimited in the United States. In Mexico? No. No unlimited, signor. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. No limited at all. Very limited. Here's J.C. Chavez.

Y'all, my father-in-law is awake, and he just said it's a little early, but here's my birthday and Christmas list. You just sent it? My spirit animal is my father-in-law. He just came in on the text. I've never woken up and gone, you know what? I want to tell people what I want. His birthday is like on December 23rd, so he's like, way too early.

Here's my birthday and Christmas list.

He's done.

So, J.C.

So my wife went ahead and did some, I guess, summer cleaning.

So fall cleaning.

What are we in now?

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