This is Doug Loves Minis.

Hey, hey, hey, short rounds and Benson Burners.

My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis.

The show that got snubbed by the Academy because there isn't a movie podcast category.

Coming to you from a hotel room in Las Vegas, Nevada on Thursday, January 21st, 2016. I've been having a great time here

in Vegas. This is day three. I'm not hung over today, so that's exciting.

On Tuesday night I went and saw Elton John's gazillion dollar piano show over at Cesar's

in the Coliseum.

Big, beautiful theater, like, almost like too, like, spacious. Like, you know, the person sitting next to me wasn't on top of me.

And I also got seat 420 in my row, which was pretty exciting.

And then Elton John did a good job.

He came out and he, you know, banged away at the piano.

He'd stand up from time to time and talk.

And when he'd talk in between

songs was actually my favorite part because I know all the songs. And he did kind of an extended

jam on LeVon, which was kind of interesting to put that much time into that one. Because I think

he probably had a few hits he didn't play.

But it was a good show.

But the whole time I was like, tomorrow night, I'm going to go see J-Lo.

And her show is fucking crazy ass.

First of all, that ass.

Like, she just, it's two hours of check out my ass there's like one part where she's wearing this long dress and she shoots up into the

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