You're obviously an older gentleman.

I'm older as well.

We're off to a rocky start already.

The funniest thing about him is, and he's been saying this since I was a little kid, so when I die, I want to be stuffed. Because I don't want to be burned or stuck in a box in the dirt. I think, you know, prop me up in the corner just like, there's grandpa. I got a credit card banging it for a $10,000 cash advance.

Wake up at the morning, like looking around.

There's a tiger, there's a baby. grandpa I got a credit card banging it for a $10,000 cash advance wake up at the morning like

looking around there's a tiger there's a baby Mike Tyson I come home and my wife's like how did

that go oh you know and then like over the next few days it came out that I lost like $64,000

my wife was pissed what is the most you've ever won?

1.45 million. Kids don't gamble. It's dumb. You're going to lose. You know, and if you think you're

going to win, you're not. Vegas Matt

Yes, there you go.

You already on it.

Almost like Bradley Cooper.

They've called me that.

Some people call me that.

Not as...

Be worse.

Could be worse.

Also not as famous. I should do some more acting.

But how did you get the name Vegas, Matt?

Well, I had a friend named Matt, and there were two Mats in our little circle about 10 years ago, and he was from Colorado.

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