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Thank you. Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with

Hanas Phine, and we're coming to you from the Green Valley Ranch Casino and Hotel in Henderson, Nevada.

All right. Now, see, now that's a great way to go to Vegas. When you stay either somewhere like Red Rocks or Green Valley Ranch, that's the way to go to Vegas. Outside the horror and the debauchery and the disgustingness of Vegas itself. Well, I wouldn't go that far. You could go in. Yeah, have a little taste of it. Like, go in and see that ship thing in front of Treasure Island, or is it now Pleasure Island?

I forget.

No, the Pleasure Island is a gildo shop down the street.

You can go to either Henderson or Summerlin and kind of get out of Crazy Vegas.

I picked that because that's where our friends, Carolyn, and Les got married. That's right. Some of our very best friends got married there at Green Valley Ranch. That's why you're referring to. Yeah, exactly, exactly. And it's like being suburban, yes. Yeah, but the reason why we're talking about Vegas at all is because of our guest tonight. Dan Cummins, Dan Cummins, Hannes, comedian Dan Cumins, brings forth the topic, Vegas, Vegas.

Right.

I'm thinking he's thinking real Vegas.

Not this suburban Vegas like Summerland or Henderson.

He's right down, stayed in some horrible dive motel, roaches everywhere.

No, I have a feeling he stayed in one of the nicer hotels.

Why wouldn't he, why wouldn't Dan Cummins, who headlines all around the country, stay at a nice hotel? What are you talking about? He looks shady to me. He looks a little shady. Hey, listen, Dan Cummins, here's something that I found very interesting about Dan Cummins. Not only has he been on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, but he's been on the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Wow. You're the one. That was had to be. Yeah, that is so random, isn't it? Well, has he been on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, I guess this question. I don't know, but I bet it's coming. I'll bet you any money it's coming because he's a very busy guy. Yeah. That's his slogan, by the way, is it's always coming.

Let me say something about Vegas. You know, the older folks's his slogan, by the way, is it's always coming.

Let me say something about Vegas.

You know, the older folks, you know, from the Brat Pack era, as it were, like these guys now are in their 80s, clearly. Right. When Vegas was Vegas. No, but here's a thing. They would never call it Vegas. They called it Las Vegas. Yes. Las Vegas. That's where it is. Nobody would ever have said Vegas.

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