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Hey guys, it's Stephanie.

I'm Trey.

This is your weekly dose of BS.

So, Zach's in Cancun for work.

And in my head, him being Cancun and me being home is rude, and he's having a lot more fun than me, which he's not. He's actually having a terrible time. But I wanted to make sure that I still have an equally fun time as I think that he's having in my head. So since he's been gone, because he didn't take me to Cancun, so far, I have bought myself a G-Wagon. Uh-huh. And I have booked myself a trip to Las Vegas.

See, you and I are very different. And it's only Monday.

Because if Travis was in Cancun, I'd be so grateful I wasn't there. I would think I was winning. I'm like, yes. Go me. I was asking friends this the other day. Do you enjoy when your spouse is out of town? Yes, I love it. I didn't even finish the question.

He left this morning, and I was like, to-do-loo.

And she did her hair. Yeah, I'm like, I am, you know why. She had a little extra pep in her step. Whenever you have children and a spouse, you really have three people you have to take care of, right? I have one less person I have to worry about, like, what they want me to do.

I am not, I'm just, I'm not going to do anything that I don't want to do. I'm going to go home,

work out, pick my children up. We may get fast food on the way home. I know. I guarantee you

will get fast food on the way home. I don't have to worry about anybody. It's so nice. One person's gone. You all of a sudden don't have to worry about anybody. Well, because my kids are much easier than my husband. I'm going to be honest. He is definitely the high maintenance one out of all my children. He's in Vegas. And I was like, oh my gosh, stay an extra day. And he was like, no. Yeah, and then Trey was like, Stephanie, you should go to Vegas. And I was like oh my gosh stay an extra day and he was like no yeah and then tray was like

stephan you should go to Vegas and I was like talk to travis like no I hate Vegas it's like my

least favorite place in the world now I would go to Vegas if I had to like why would you have

to like if one of my you know if my children was like in their late 30 Why would you have to?

Like if one of my, you know, if my children was like in their late 30s and they were going to get married mid to late 30s, I would, and they wanted to get married in Vegas and I had to go to support them.

Or if, you know, if some, if it mattered to somebody for like a life changing event.

Like your life has to be changing to get me to Vegas.

A bachelorette party?

Like I don't even know.

I would be like I'll go to your wedding, but I don't know if I could even hang in there for that.

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