Vaxx That Thang Up

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The World's first elderly sex robot is created with wrinkles and grey hair. A man is bitten by his neighbor's escaped python while sitting on the toilet and a hot California correctional officer sentenced for "depraved" sex with inmates. Oh and Juvenile creates a banger, "VAXX that thang up" for a dating app.

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1:11.7	Big episode. We've got an old sex robot. We've got a nasty python and juvenile coming up on episode 113 of the Jesselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project.
1:24.5	JRP. Junior Vice President.
1:28.2	Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job.
1:35.4	But do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall and have like a huge cum shot?
1:54.2	That's my favorite one I think. Oh really? That's more. I don't know. I think it is.
1:59.2	Come on. Coffin flop. Yeah. Coffin flop gig in my bed.
2:04.6	That's where you're referring to. I think you should leave Tim Robinson's words. That's one of my favorites.
2:11.7	Coffin flop. The one where he's in all the prosthetics in the mall food court makes me laugh every time I even think about it.
2:19.7	I just don't want to be here anymore. I'm not going to save it for recommendation station.
2:24.8	I think you should leave season two. I've heard people say they thought it was not as good as season one.
2:29.2	I think it's even better. I think it's better. I've watched it.
2:32.7	I've watched it three maybe four times. Just a while ago.
2:36.0	Made my mom watch it. My mom was dying laughing after a few glasses of wine.
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