Vax-senioritis w. Judge Lina Hidalgo
Hysteria
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🗓️ 10 December 2020
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
This week Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco breakdown President-Elect Joe Biden’s cabinet picks from the goodies to the duds, and Melania Trump crowning First Lady achievement, a White House tennis pavilion. Then, Harris County, Texas Judge Lina Hidalgo joins to discuss how she keeps a clear conscience presiding over her county, and what it’s like to have a Governor attack you. Next, Kiran Deol and guest Kara Klenk join to discuss what happens when lockdown fatigue turns into lockdown rage. Finally, Erin makes a strong argument for ponytail holes in cars in I Feel Petty.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco still. |
| 0:07.0 | Good because if you weren't Alyssa anymore, I would be pretty mad. |
| 0:16.0 | I would be like, what happened to Alyssa? |
| 0:19.0 | Was she a figment of my imagination this whole time? |
| 0:21.0 | Like what's been going on with COVID? So, Alyssa, I have a question for you. Yes. |
| 0:24.7 | And this is going to feel very out of left field but I swear I have a point. |
| 0:29.4 | What's the funniest thing to ever happen to you at the gynecologist? |
| 0:35.0 | Funiest thing once I have my gyro Dr. Bruce Bond I had him for so many years he's retired |
| 0:42.4 | and I showed up at the guy no once and I get into my gown, you know, I'm like sitting there waiting for him and he comes in and he's like, why are you here? And I'm like, what do you mean? |
| 0:52.6 | He's like, why are you here? |
| 0:54.3 | I'm like, I'm here for my exam. |
| 0:55.9 | He's like, you were here three months ago for your exam. |
| 0:58.3 | I'm like, no, I wasn't. |
| 0:59.5 | And then I burst into tears because I was working at the White House |
| 1:02.0 | and I had completely forgotten that I had been to the Gino, called and made an |
| 1:06.8 | appointment, still didn't trigger, and then showed up at the Gino for my |
| 1:11.1 | appointment. And he was like, I think you need a day off like I think you should just do a little like have a drink do something that's very very nice of him and that's also hilarious and I did not expect you to have an |
| 1:24.2 | anecdote at the ready. I have a gynecological anecdote so this week I went to |
| 1:30.1 | the Gino and I had my IUD removed. And I see a midwife, I don't see a |
| 1:36.6 | gynecologist, I adore her. Love that. She's incredible. And she took it out and |
| 1:42.3 | she said, do you want to see it and I said yes because I guess that I was overcome with a desire to see what it looks like and and she held it up in the four steps looks at it and she goes thank you for your service |
| 1:56.3 | she did not that is hilarious she thanked my IUD for its service and I have never laughed so hard and I have been thinking |
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