Vasectomies “R” Us
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2024
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
A song that takes over 500 years to finish, a giant fibreglass squid, can you think of anything better for rich people to spend their money on?
Elsewhere, Luke tells Pete about a recent meeting he had with a reality TV star before the lads compose their own vasectomy themed love story. You’ve been warned…
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of the Luke and Pete show is sponsored by His Majesty's Prison and Probation Service. |
| 0:06.0 | Working in the Prison and Probation Service is not a normal office 9-5. |
| 0:10.0 | Every single day is different. Every day is extraordinary but you don't have to be a |
| 0:15.7 | superhero to do it. These roles are performed by people you see every day. They're people |
| 0:20.6 | you see in the coffee shops, down the pub at the football. |
| 0:24.0 | If you want a role that's varied, unique and interesting, whether as an officer or one of the other roles, |
| 0:29.5 | you're getting a position that's so challenging and a rewarding thing to do. As a prison officer for |
| 0:34.4 | example you'll have the opportunity to carry out so many different roles within any |
| 0:37.8 | one day. One minute peacekeeper. The next you're a counselor, the next a teacher. |
| 0:43.0 | Many prison roles don't require any specific qualifications. |
| 0:46.5 | They're looking for people who have good communication skills, can listen, build rapport, |
| 0:51.0 | empathetic, resilient and a team player. |
| 0:53.6 | Working in the prison service is a unique opportunity and a unique environment like no other, |
| 0:58.6 | where you help to protect the public and make a positive impact all with a supportive and encouraging team behind you |
| 1:04.8 | and excellent training and support. If this sounds like you, just search prison jobs. All right, it's the Luca Peaichore, it is Monday the 12th of February and you are |
| 1:29.1 | welcome to it. The Monday, the Luca Peaet shore, you're welcome to it, you're welcome to it you can have it you can keep it |
| 1:34.8 | so don't put the money away it's free it's completely free what you're tapping on |
| 1:39.8 | your keyboard tap and away tap tap what you're looking for what do you mean I'm just |
| 1:43.8 | I'm just catching up on some stuff or you're doing the intro I'm |
| 1:46.2 | multi casting me busy be are we I've got a lot of demands on my time. A lot of demands on my time. |
| 1:54.0 | Don't be stitching me up with the listeners. |
| 1:56.0 | I can hear, well the listeners can hear you tipped up tapping and I'm not getting |
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