Varsity Blues
Free With Ads
Maximum Fun
5 • 631 Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm |
| 0:02.0 | We're going to be. We're going to be. |
| 0:03.0 | We're going to be. |
| 0:07.0 | We're going to be. |
| 0:10.0 | We're going to us. |
| 0:12.0 | We have us. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh. This is free with ads. Why pay a buck 99 an episode to watch Friday night lights when you can go online for free and watch a high school football drama with Southern accent so bad to make the dad from season three of White Lotus sound like Willie Nelson. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm Jordan Morris. |
| 0:43.8 | And I'm Emily Fleming. |
| 0:45.0 | Today's movie is Varsity Blues, the 90s teen football comedy comedy? |
| 0:46.6 | I don't know. |
| 0:51.3 | With wall-to-wall pop punk needle drops, the perfect music for telling |
| 0:52.2 | your dad, I don't want your life. With us as always. Well, not last week, but he's here now. |
| 0:56.0 | The super producer, the he freak. Matt Lieb hitting us with those down home drops. |
| 1:02.1 | Penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina. |
| 1:08.0 | Hell yeah. |
| 1:11.9 | So excited to be back. |
| 1:12.9 | Sorry I miss land. |
| 1:15.2 | Sorry I miss land before time. |
| 1:16.3 | I was going to use that drop for land before time. |
| 1:17.8 | Right. |
| 1:21.1 | And it just happened. |
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