Varsity Blues - The Physics of Whipped Cream, Foreshadowing & a Pig Named Bacon

That Aged Well

That Aged Well Podcast

Performing Arts, Film Reviews, Arts, Tv & Film

4.8 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Back-to-back football movies? What are Paul and Erika thinking?? Well, they’re thinking that 1999’s Varsity Blues is a film that demands discussion. James Van Der Beek! Paul Walker! Scott Caan! Scott Caan’s derriere! All shall be discussed herein!

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Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
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0:00.0	Erica, have you heard of this Station 11 thing on HBO?
0:04.2	Nope.
0:05.2	I'm just going to read you the premise.
0:07.2	This is from Wikipedia.
0:08.7	20 years after a flu pandemic resulted in the collapse of civilization, a group of survivors
0:13.4	who make their living as traveling performers encounter a violent cult, led by a man whose
0:17.7	past is unknowingly linked to a member of the troop.
0:20.8	Oh. Now this miniseries has been lauded by every critic I know and like.
0:27.0	And I don't know what kind of sociopath releases this miniseries in 2021.
0:34.1	But honestly, go fuck yourself.
1:19.1	I don't even want to watch Ten Commandments with their plagues of Egypt. I don't want anything to do with a plague. I don't even want to watch a movie about dentists because they might mention plaque. I don't... I respectfully request to be removed from this chat. Thank you. Yeah. I can't, like, even I see a commercial for the Walking Dead and I go, fuck you, television. No. And I'm Erica.
1:20.4	And this is That Aged Well.
1:22.4	Yesterday's pop culture today.
1:24.7	Happy Olympics.
1:26.9	Which should be canceled because they're incredibly corrupt. but, you know, they're a thing.
1:31.7	Also, this month, the Super Bowl, which is a perfect segue into the film we're talking about today.
1:38.5	But first, we have to talk about our five-star iTunes reviews.
1:41.2	Yes, we do.
1:42.1	Why don't you go first?
1:43.0	The first one is from Susical Musical, M-E-star iTunes reviews. Yes, we do. Why don't you go first? The first one is from Seusical Musical. Mew, N-E-W musical. Excellent. Another cat's reference. Like a cat, also, there's probably someone named Susie. I'm into this. Yeah, all of this. The cat in the hat from the Dr. Seuss book. It's fucking wordplay, Paul, is what it is. God damn word play, and I'm here for it.
2:02.4	Five out of five, no notes.
2:05.1	Love the podcast, many genuine LOLs.
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