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The Confused Breakfast

Varsity Blues (1999)

The Confused Breakfast

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.8 β€’ 1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 12 June 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE!! Join us as we finally review one of the most cherished football/high school movies of the 90s. Is Coach Kilmer one of the most evil characters of all-time? Is this peak Scott Caan? This movie that taught us all that having a pig as pet is the perfect accessory for the overweight funny guy, stealing a cop car is ok if you are football player, all dads in Texas are living in the past and that reading Kurt Vonnegut means you are smart. We are of course talking about 1999’s Varsity Blues β€’0:00:00 - Introductions β€’0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing β€’0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details β€’0:09:15- Critical and fan reviews β€’0:15:00 - Scene by scene breakdown β€’1:22:45 - Modern day ratings β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” SPONSORS: ****Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgedistillery.com β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Jesse Price, Jimmy Miller, Mike Grim, Rissa, Pamela J Vislisel, Cody Bruesch,. Michale McMann, Connor Fraser, Marky H, Micah Perdue, Evan Rogers, Michael Bracciano, Josh Perez, Jantzen, S R, Ian Burney, Samual Bayness, Mike Mike, Matt P, Nic Mad, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey Music Lover It's time for Somme Tom Bona jamming to some yot rock

0:05.9

open for fun gone old school with some beep up open for fun bingo 90 if you like your tunes more viby, playing can be exciting

0:16.2

till you feel the need for dancing.

0:18.2

Here we go!

0:19.2

I'm the drum and bass!

0:21.2

Ooh, just 110 pounds! Tom Bola! Open for fun!

0:27.0

Terms apply 18 plus. Please play safely.

0:30.0

Sometimes you can feel a vibration in Orkney. It takes over the whole island.

0:36.0

Based on the memoir by Amy Lipprot, critics are calling the Outrun a masterpiece.

0:42.0

I miss it. How good it made me feel.

0:46.7

Sasha Ronan gives a magnificent performance.

0:49.8

The waves roll into the shore in time with my beating heart. The Outrun, in the Shore in time with my beating heart.

0:54.0

The Outrun in cinema September 27th. Book tickets now.

1:00.0

This episode is brought to you by M&M.

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and so they're podcast ads.

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So he's some elevator music to fill the time.

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1:27.8

Click on tap now to shop at M&M. So, Well, hello, and welcome to the confused breakfast.

1:43.0

Do you remember the pure joy of a trip to the video rental store as a kid?

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