Vanessa's Opportunity Of A Lifetime & Aliens Are Real (FULL SHOW 5/14)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Vanessa has been given the opportunity to be on a show with James Corden and she's leaning towards 'no.' How can she turn this down?! Hear all the details about the new World Cup After Show with James Cordon and (possibly) Vanessa! After another pregnancy scare, Klein's decided: He's getting a vasectomy. It was quickly brought up that Lightning, longtime producer of Kevin & Bean, did his vasectomy live on-air. Obviously to pay tribute to their legacy, Klein should do the same. It ended with a surprise call from Lightning himself! We talked to the director of the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) about the files released by the Pentagon earlier this week. He shared new conspiracies involving missing and dead scientists, and new reports of flashing lights during the Artemis II mission to the moon. We also talked about the mysterious Ally orb and anal probes, because why not? Plus a hilarious crop of Funeral Fail calls, which included people being buried in the wrong plot, being propositioned for sex and cocaine, and a 'death fart' from a deceased grandma.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ali?
0:32.2	Are you ready?
0:34.2	Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:37.4	Clan and Ellie, it's just okay.
0:40.8	Just don't like things about you, you too much. Good morning, everybody.
0:45.6	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:48.0	Beep a Clown Alley show. Let's get the still shouted. The show started. The show started.
0:55.4	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:57.8	Three, two, one.
1:01.1	And here we go.
1:04.6	It's Klein Al-E.
1:05.5	Low 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena.
1:08.9	Los Angeles.
1:09.6	Orange County.
1:10.4	The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.
1:12.6	This is the world, famous K-Rog. Oh, hell yeah, welcome to your prequend. It is Thursday morning here at KROP. My name's Klein. That is Ali. Morning. DJ Omar Khan over there. What's up? Jake Z-Nurd. What's that? Although a lot of people are saying that we should officially change Jake's name because Jake is not a good nerd.
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