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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Play Rock, Clin All Island was a huge hit, but Love A-I Island is the future. It's humans that have gone to an island full of bots, all AI generated, to try to find love. And Vanessa is hoping to have more success on Love A Island than she's having here in the real world because she is single. And even though she is the great employee of the month, that doesn't seem to help her in the dating world. Meanwhile, on Love A Island, I mean, she met all these people that really wanted a chance to take her out and show her some things. And Ali would have time to listen to all of the guys that she turned down. But if you remember, she had a lot of interesting propositions. There was this guy. Hi, Vanessa. My name is Jack. I'm a chef who wants cook up a lot more than just dinner. I have the recipe for love,

and I want to scramble your eggs if you catch my drift. I'm talking balls deep. Oh. Now she didn't like that guy because she thought he sounded too old and so then we found a guy... The balls deep didn't bother her. It was the too old. Too old. So then we found someone that then she said was too young. Hi Vanessa, do you want to be my play date? My name is Mason and I'm 11 and a half. I like field trips to the grocery store, playing with my toys and going to big people places too. When I grow up, I want to be a fireman or a popsicle. She didn't like that guy because she thought he was too young. So it was like a typical situation. But then we found David. And David, of all of the people she met, was the guy that she wanted to actually go on the date with. And David was a big fan of Columbia. But particularly, I think he was into... The imports from Columbia. Yeah, he seemed like he was really into all of the things that Vanessa could potentially get him. And this was her first interaction with David. Hey, Vanessa, this is David. And I just like, really love that. You're from Columbia. What is that like? Do you get access to things that are harder to get in America? I bet you're really good at getting those things. Anyway, my favorite movies are Scarface and Blow, and really anything by Quentin Tarantino.

But I also like my little pony.

They're little just like you.

You're so small you could fit right in a baggie in my pocket. What kind food do you like? I forget to eat a lot because I'm working on my screenplay, which is about a guy who loves cocaine. Do you also love cocaine or maybe have any cocaine? Just kidding. Ha, ha, ha, ha. But if you do, let me know you're pretty.

So she picked after hearing all the single

people, that's who she picked. And Vanessa, when you wanted to meet David, were you nervous at all

before the date? So I went in with a positive attitude and just did it. She was concerned that he

was not going to be attractive enough. And apparently Jake captured some audio of her off mic saying that I hope he's hot. I had to make him cute, okay? I have to be attracted to the thing. So she, even though she knows it's AI, she didn't... That was an undercover. Yeah, but she wanted to make sure that this guy's attractive, which is very vain of you, Vanessa. I thought personality mattered more than looks. And you're already calling him a thing. It looks like a three musketeer. Oh, is there an actual image of what they've created for him? Yeah. What? I want to see it. I gotta see what this guy looks like. He's got a mustache and everything? That's a free musketeer mustache. Like one of those pencily ones that curls up? And like a little beard. It looks like a skinny like Colonel Sanders. Probably full of Coke. So we put in all the information that we have and this was how the date went. So here we go. It's Vanessa's first date with Bot David. Want to Netflix and chill and watch Blow? Ah, David. That is too soon. Don't you want to go to dinner first and get to know each other? You're right. I'm sorry. I just got a little carried away. I'm David, by the way. What's your name? What do you mean? What's my name? It's Vanessa. Nice to meet you, Vanessa. I hope you don't mind me asking. But are you single? Yes, and I guess I'm ready to mingle and get to know people.

So, what do you say we grab some dinner?

Maybe go see a movie.

Then we could go back to my place and watch a movie?

Hmm, I think I'll think about it based on dinner.

What kind of food do you like?

Italian, Mexican, Chinese? Peruvican chinese peruvian i've never

had it is it good so on love a i land you seem to be into cocaine a lot i don't even know who

the bod is anymore alley it sounds like finessa's outbotting him i know i think she glitched. I think David should walk away. I think David could do better. I mean, listen, so she's, you guys are having, I mean, this is a chat, which is interesting because you're human and this is bought, but the conversation is actually flowing nicely. So on Love AI land, you seem to be into cocaine a lot. So are you into blow because I'm not? Well, I do have a bit of a problem with it, but I'm trying to quit. It's hard though. I'm not going to lie. Oh, man. David. So vulnerable for him to tell you. He's, so the guy's hooked on the chotch, but he doesn't seem to care, you know, and he's working on it. And Vanessa, I'm sure having some honesty in a

relationship is a nice change. I mean, a lot of these guys are just putting up a front and then they, you know, they're lying about who they are. They ghost you and things like that. Yeah. So it's nice to get some authenticity, wouldn't you agree? Yeah. She said the day takes a bad turn though. It's hard though. I'm not gonna lie. Have you considered AI rehab? Yeah. I've thought about it. But I'm not sure if I'm ready for that yet. I just need someone to talk to. Someone who understands. Well, it's not me, bitch. Oh, my God. Vanessa. Vanessa. Now who's got a problem but it's not a robot yes this is

actually a person that is it's but it's not they're not fake because they are supposed to be in real

time adjusting to have a conversation with you all we did was say this is David he loves

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