Vanessa Gonzalez
Couples Therapy
Naomi and Andy
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2025
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Vanessa is a wonderful stand-up that we like a ton (maybe you've seen her on Jimmy Kimmel or Comedy Central or Netflix... and did you know she was named as one of Variety's Top Ten Comics to Watch?), and on this week's episode we talk all about her and her parents' parallel therapy journeys, how she escaped her small Texas town, meeting her boyfriend on OK Cupid, slut seasons, lessons you learn from your parent's marriage, what CBP really stands for and SO MUCH MORE! PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!
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| 0:00.0 | Open your hearts. |
| 0:01.8 | Loosing your butts. |
| 0:03.4 | It's time for couples therapy. |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah, this podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh and hang with all their |
| 0:13.1 | homies talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situationships |
| 0:17.2 | and conscious and coupling from Netflix hookups to single them with some hulu tech, regrets so feeling on your new jubu they gonna talk about it ah yeah you are |
| 0:24.9 | in by the eye leading therapy i guarantee baby we got it's couple's therapy |
| 0:30.1 | hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy. |
| 0:40.7 | Hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy. |
| 0:42.1 | My name is Naomi. |
| 0:43.1 | My name is Andy. |
| 0:46.2 | My name is Batman. |
| 0:48.0 | We're a real-life couple. |
| 0:49.6 | A real-life couple of comedians. |
| 0:53.8 | And on couples therapy, we answer a couple of different questions from a couple of different listeners. |
| 0:55.3 | Hello, Naomi. |
| 0:58.7 | So, hello, everyone. |
| 1:01.3 | How are you doing this week? |
| 1:04.9 | We are coming to you from a rainy Los Angeles. |
| 1:13.2 | We don't go to a lot of parties, but the parties we were going to do this weekend, canceled, because of the rain. |
| 1:14.4 | Canceled due to rain. |
| 1:16.0 | Canceled due to rain. |
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